Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad?
“THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.”
Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^
Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to get such an earful after he actually dies.
A whole world of ear related humor and you go with earful?
A friendship between a Virgo and an Aquarius is a friendship between two people who make each other switch back and forth between the extremes of their character. Virgo have a rational and ordinary approach to life. Aquarius go for fantastic and excessive things in life. Their differences help…
Linger.
Stay,
A little while longer.
Let me be the cigarette
That has the fortune
To part your lips.
Let me be the smoke you exhale
Into your car when you care not
To turn towards the window.
Let me lift that anvil from your shoulders
They’re so weary.
Between your sips and burning…
A
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
I expected him to say ‘okay!’ or ‘why did i have to do things that aren’t involving my girlfriend today?’ but nope… I got this as a response.
My boyfriend is so precious oh my god he’s just perfect xDDDD





